OK
http://www.fark.com/
Websites
Runtime: 5.7s
On April 04, 2025, 01:59 PM UTC, http://www.fark.com/ was accessible when tested on AS4134 in China.
Failures
HTTP Experiment
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DNS Experiment
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Control
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DNS Queries
Resolver:
113.105.147.223
Query:
IN A www.fark.com
Engine:
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TTL
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IN
A
172.67.203.12
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IN
A
104.21.82.150
Query:
IN AAAA www.fark.com
Engine:
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AAAA
2606:4700:3035::6815:5296
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IN
AAAA
2606:4700:3030::ac43:cb0c
TCP Connections
Connection to 104.21.82.150:80 succeeded.
Connection to 2606:4700:3030::ac43:cb0c:80 succeeded.
Connection to 172.67.203.12:80 succeeded.
Connection to 2606:4700:3035::6815:5296:80 succeeded.
HTTP Requests
URL
GET https://www.fark.com/
Response Headers
Alt-Svc:h3=":443"; ma=86400Cache-Control:no-cacheCf-Cache-Status:DYNAMICCf-Ray:92b1533abcfcae62-AMSContent-Type:text/htmlDate:Fri, 04 Apr 2025 13:59:14 GMTExpires:Fri, 04 Apr 2025 13:59:13 GMTLast-Modified:Fri, 04 Apr 2025 13:55:06 GMTReferrer-Policy:origin-when-cross-originServer:cloudflareStrict-Transport-Security:max-age=31536000Vary:Accept-EncodingX-Content-Type-Options:nosniffX-Drunk-On:tequila
Response Body
<!doctype html>
<!-- Report problems to https://www.fark.com/farkback/error -->
<!-- Duke Sucks -->
<html class="no-js" lang="en-US">
<head>
<title>Drew Curtis' FARK.com</title> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="Humorous views on interesting, bizarre and amusing articles, submitted by a community of millions of news junkies, with regular Photoshop contests.">
<meta name="keywords" content="Fark, Fark.com, Drew Curtis, News, Community News, Social News, News Flash, Funny News, Weird News, Odd News, Strange News, Satirical News, Humor, Photoshop, Photoshop Contest, Memes, Caturday, Comments, News Commentary, Political News, Celebrity News, Sports News, Geek News">
<meta property="fb:admins" content="741339004,690298743,503216953">
<meta property="og:type" content="website"> <meta property="og:image" content="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <link rel="image_src" type="image/gif" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/site/farkLogo2Big.gif"> <meta property="og:url" content="https://www.fark.com/"> <link rel="canonical" href="https://www.fark.com/"> <meta name="viewport" content="minimum-scale=0.35, width=device-width"> <meta name="apple-itunes-app" content="app-id=529972412"> <link rel="shortcut icon" href="https://www.fark.com/favicon.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="https://img.fark.net/images/2008/site/fark-webclip.png">
<meta name="referrer" content="always"> <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://www.fark.com/css/farkstyle_desktop.min_1743595218.css" media="screen"> <script src="https://www.fark.com/js/farktools_desktop.min_1743458480.js"></script> <script>
function fnGetDomain(url) {
var domain = url.match(/^(?:ftp|https?):\/\/(?:www\.)?([^\/:]+)[\/:]?.*$/i);
return (domain) ? domain[1].toLowerCase() : "";
}
var adsense_referrer_channel = fnGetDomain(document.referrer);
</script> <!-- GAM setup -->
<script async src="//www.googletagservices.com/tag/js/gpt.js"></script>
<script>
var googletag = googletag || {};
googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
googletag.pubads().disableInitialLoad();
});
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
[ [728, 90], [970, 90], 'fluid'
],
'topAd728x90'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250Middle'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
[ [300, 250], 'fluid'
],
'stickyAd300x250'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
[ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], 'fluid'
],
'rightAd300x250Lower'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
/*
fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
[ [728, 90], [970, 90], 'fluid'
],
'bottomAd728x90'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
*/
/*
fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/Intellidisplay',
[ [300, 250], [300, 600], ],
'intelli-1'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
*/ // set up native ad slots
fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2',
[ [2, 2], [2, 70], [775, 50], 'fluid'],
'native_ad1').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "13fc1914");
fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2',
[ [2, 2], [2, 70], [775, 50], 'fluid'],
'native_ad2').addService(googletag.pubads()).setTargeting("str_pkey", "1686c574"); fark.globals.wunderkindAdSlot = googletag.defineOutOfPageSlot('/1055466/Wunderkind_out-of-page', 'wunderkind').addService(googletag.pubads());
// googletag.pubads().enableSingleRequest();
googletag.pubads().set("page_url", window.location.href);
googletag.pubads().set("adsense_channel_ids", adsense_referrer_channel);
googletag.pubads().setSafeFrameConfig({sandbox: true, allowOverlayExpansion: false, allowPushExpansion: false}); googletag.pubads().setTargeting("ut","n");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rf","0");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("up_recovery","false");
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("bidderTimeout", fark.page.bidder_timeout);
googletag.pubads().setTargeting("rand_key", fark.page.gamRandKey);
// Number of seconds to wait after the slot becomes viewable.
let MINIMUM_REFRESH_DELAY = 10;
googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotRenderEnded', function (event) {
if(event.slot === fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot || event.slot === fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot){
if (!event.isEmpty && event.advertiserId == 54383786) { // revcontent
// javascript code to add 'sponsored' goes here
farkDebug.log('NATIVE AD - ADD SPONSORED TAG');
// add 'revcontent' class which adds sponsored topic tag
document.querySelector('#' + event.slot.getSlotElementId()).classList.add('revcontent');
} else {
document.querySelector('#' + event.slot.getSlotElementId()).classList.remove('revcontent');
}
}
var containerId = event.slot.getSlotElementId();
var containerEl = document.getElementById(containerId);
if (containerEl === null) return;
var iframeEl = containerEl.querySelectorAll('iframe')[0];
let slot_id = containerId;
// Record when the slot was rendered for display
// Every unit will be different with lazyload & refreshing
if (typeof fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id] == 'object') {
// console.log('DEBUG: ' + slot_id + ' IS LOADED');
fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].lastDisplay = Date.now();
}
// it's delayed by 10 milliseconds, because iframe is not yet fully rendered
// and limited to max to 10 seconds to wait
setTimeout(
function () {
var thisad;
// `src` attribute is null when iframe is FriendlyIframe (non AdX), and
// when it's present, then it's SafeFrame (AdX)
if (typeof iframeEl !== "undefined" && iframeEl.getAttribute('src') !== null) {
thisad = containerEl.getAttribute('id') + ' is a google adx ad. \n';
thisad += 'name: '+iframeEl.getAttribute('name')+'\n';
thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
thisad += 'slot.getEscapedQemQueryId(): '+event.slot.getEscapedQemQueryId()+'\n';
//thisad += 'slot.N._html_: '+event.slot.N._html_+'\n';
} else {
thisad = containerEl.getAttribute('id')+' is not a google adx ad \n';
thisad += 'advertiserId: '+event.advertiserId+'\n';
thisad += 'campaignId: '+event.campaignId+'\n';
thisad += 'creativeId: '+event.creativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'lineItemId: '+event.lineItemId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticCreativeId: '+event.sourceAgnosticCreativeId+'\n';
thisad += 'sourceAgnosticLineItemId: '+event.sourceAgnosticLineItemId+'\n';
}
fark.page.ofnida[containerId] = thisad;
}, 10);
processGTEventListener(event);
});
// Track when the slot was viewed
googletag.pubads().addEventListener('impressionViewable', function(event) {
// Get the Slot from the event
let slot = event.slot;
// Get the slot ID
let slot_id = slot.getSlotElementId();
// console.log('DEBUG: VIEWED ' + slot_id );
// don't refresh the wunderkind ad or videoad
if (slot_id == 'wunderkind' || slot_id == 'videoad') {
// console.log('DEBUG: NOT RELOADING: ' + slot_id);
return;
}
if (event.advertiserId == 5415290290) { // Vuukle's advertiser id
console.log('DEBUG: NOT RELOADING Vuukle');
return;
}
// If we tracked the last load time, calculate how long to wait to refresh
// The reload time is 30 seconds from last load + a minimum delay
// Otherwise default to 30 seconds
let refreshIn = (typeof fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id] == 'object')
? Math.max(0, 30 - Math.round((Date.now() - fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].lastDisplay)/1000)) + MINIMUM_REFRESH_DELAY
: 30;
// console.log('DEBUG: ' + slot_id + ' REFRESH IN ' + refreshIn);
// Create the refresh callback
let doRefresh = function(slot) {
// Return the setTimeout handler with current slot in context
return function() {
let slot_id = slot.getSlotElementId();
// Add targeting key to indicate in GAM this is a refresh call
// Use this to declare the request as a refresh
slot.setTargeting('refresh', 'true');
// increment the refresh_count and send to GAM as a key-value
if (typeof fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].refresh_count === "undefined") {
console.log('DEBUG: no refresh_count was defined for slot_id. Setting to zero');
fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].refresh_count = 0;
}
fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].refresh_count++;
console.log('DEBUG: REFRESHING ' + slot_id + ' NOW. Refresh Count is ' + fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].refresh_count);
slot.setTargeting('refresh_count', fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].refresh_count);
// console.log('DEBUG: REFRESHING ' + slot_id + ' NOW');
if(slot_id === 'native_ad1' || slot_id === 'native_ad2'){
document.querySelector('#' + slot.getSlotElementId()).classList.remove('revcontent');
}
// execute Auction script
executeParallelAuctionAlongsidePrebidForSingleAdUnit(
slot_id,
fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].full_dfp_ad_unit_name,
fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].defined_ad_slot,
fark.globals.adUnitsDict[slot_id].ad_sizes
);
}
}
// Schedule the refresh
setTimeout(doRefresh(slot), refreshIn*1000 );
});
/*
googletag.pubads().enableLazyLoad({
// fetchMarginPercent: 200, // Fetch slots within 2 viewports.
// renderMarginPercent: 200, // Render slots within 2 viewports.
fetchMarginPercent: 100, // Fetch slots within 1 viewport.
renderMarginPercent: 100, // Render slots within 1 viewport.
mobileScaling: 10.0 // large value to load all ads on mobile at once
});
*/
googletag.enableServices();
// set up dictionary to be used by IntersectionObserver to lazy load auctions
// we want this global, so don't use 'var' (or 'let')
fark.globals.adUnitsDict = { topAd728x90: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.leaderboardTopAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
ad_sizes: [ [728, 90], [970, 90], ],
refresh_count: 0,
}, rightAd300x250: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardTopAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], ],
refresh_count: 0,
}, rightAd300x250Middle: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardMidAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], [336, 280], ],
refresh_count: 0,
}, stickyAd300x250: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardStickyAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], ],
refresh_count: 0,
}, rightAd300x250Lower: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.billboardBotAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
ad_sizes: [ [300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600], ],
refresh_count: 0,
},
/*
bottomAd728x90: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.leaderboardBotAdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
ad_sizes: [ [728, 90], [970, 90], ],
refresh_count: 0,
},
*/
native_ad1: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.fullsiteNative1AdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-1-2x2',
ad_sizes: [ [2, 2], [2, 70], [775, 50], ],
refresh_count: 0,
}, native_ad2: {
defined_ad_slot: fark.globals.fullsiteNative2AdSlot,
full_dfp_ad_unit_name: '/1055466/MainPage-Native-Desktop-2-2x2',
ad_sizes: [ [2, 2], [2, 70], [775, 50], ],
refresh_count: 0,
},
};
});
</script>
<!-- End GAM Setup -->
<!-- Amazon AUM setup -->
<script>
//load the apstag.js library
!function(a9,a,p,s,t,A,g){if(a[a9])return;function q(c,r){a[a9]._Q.push([c,r])}a[a9]={init:function(){q("i",arguments)},fetchBids:function(){q("f",arguments)},setDisplayBids:function(){},targetingKeys:function(){return[]},_Q:[]};A=p.createElement(s);A.async=!0;A.src=t;g=p.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];g.parentNode.insertBefore(A,g)}("apstag",window,document,"script","//c.amazon-adsystem.com/aax2/apstag.js");
//initialize the apstag.js library on the page to allow bidding
apstag.init({
pubID: '59bb6420-55c2-4d42-9b17-abd4f27d4710', //enter your pub ID here as shown above, it must within quotes
adServer: 'googletag',
signals: {
ortb2: {
// site details
site: {
name: "Fark",
domain: "fark.com",
cattax: 7,
cat: 'JLBCU7',
sectioncat: 'JLBCU7',
pagecat: 'JLBCU7',
page: document.location.protocol + '//' + document.location.hostname + document.location.pathname,
bcat: [163, 164, 165, 25] // firearms, cryptomining, porn, etc
}
}
}
});
</script>
<!-- End Amazon AUM setup -->
<!-- Prebid.js setup --> <script async src="https://www.fark.com/js/prebid_1731162260.js"></script> <script>
//var PREBID_TIMEOUT = 1200;
var PREBID_TIMEOUT = fark.page.bidder_timeout;
fark.page.gamRandKey = "11";
var pbjs = pbjs || {};
pbjs.que = pbjs.que || [];
fark.globals.farkPriceBucket = 0;
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.onEvent('bidResponse', function(bidResponse) {
console.log("PRICE BUCKET " + bidResponse.adUnitCode, bidResponse);
fark.globals.farkPriceBucket = (bidResponse.cpm && fark.globals.farkPriceBucket > bidResponse.cpm)
? fark.globals.farkPriceBucket
: bidResponse.cpm;
console.log("PRICE BUCKET New best price: " + fark.globals.farkPriceBucket);
let priceBucket = Math.round(fark.globals.farkPriceBucket * 10) * 10;
googletag.pubads().setTargeting('priceBucket', String(priceBucket) );
console.log("PRICE BUCKET New price bucket: " + priceBucket);
// Pass FloorBucket
let m = 0.00238;
let b = 0.185;
let floorBucket = (m * priceBucket) + b;
floorBucket = Math.floor(floorBucket / 0.05) * 0.05;
floorBucket = (floorBucket < 0.15) ? 0.15 : floorBucket;
floorBucket = (priceBucket > 300) ? 300 : floorBucket.toFixed(2);
googletag.pubads().setTargeting('floorBucket', floorBucket );
console.log("PRICE BUCKET New floor bucket: " + floorBucket );
});
});
var adUnits = [{
"code": "rightAd300x250",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]],
"pos" : 1 }
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972657",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "te3wMRv1ow0w6qvDIa0Yeb7I",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
//}, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// "tagid": '58000',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "215714",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "shemedia",
"params": {
"accountId": "10278",
"siteId": "210096",
"zoneId": "3339680",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337561
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178659",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'aHvmW6t2er6R82aKkv7mNO',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350347'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'smartadserver',
"params": {
"siteId": '561669',
"pageId": '1705788',
"formatId": '118120'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'unruly',
"params": {
"siteId": '259331'
}
}, {
"bidder": "datablocks",
"params": {
"source_id": 2727819
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "7895d426a704c60f43d29e95c61599d9"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "rightAd300x250Middle",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "15570605",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "DdWKurLrMy4fyoOfjGRM8VGt",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
//}, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// "tagid": '61915',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Middle',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Middle'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1246006",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "shemedia",
"params": {
"accountId": "10278",
"siteId": "210096",
"zoneId": "3339680",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": '605461'
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540686937",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'aXK9aat2er6OoZaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350348'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'smartadserver',
"params": {
"siteId": '561669',
"pageId": '1705788',
"formatId": '118121'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'unruly',
"params": {
"siteId": '259332'
}
}, {
"bidder": "datablocks",
"params": {
"source_id": 2727819
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "rightAd300x250Lower",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [336, 280], [300, 600], [160, 600]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972661",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "CM1Eml5MQq08Bpyjwlj7xmVw",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
//}, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// "tagid": '58001',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Lower',
"dom_id": 'rightAd300x250Lower'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "218414",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "shemedia",
"params": {
"accountId": "10278",
"siteId": "210096",
"zoneId": "3339680",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337563
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178650",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'bgf90at2er6Qz2aKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350349'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'smartadserver',
"params": {
"siteId": '561669',
"pageId": '1705788',
"formatId": '118122'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'unruly',
"params": {
"siteId": '259333'
}
}, {
"bidder": "datablocks",
"params": {
"source_id": 2727819
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "stickyAd300x250",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "18576545",
}
// }, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
//}, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// // "tagid": '95672',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Billboard-Sticky-fg',
"dom_id": 'stickyAd300x250'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1590322", "position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "shemedia",
"params": {
"accountId": "10278",
"siteId": "210096",
"zoneId": "3421084",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 687828
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540976194",
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4558715'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'smartadserver',
"params": {
"siteId": '561669',
"pageId": '1705788',
"formatId": '118123'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "cedato",
// "params": {
// "player_id": "710497154",
// }
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'b_cqtQt2er6Qb-aKlId8sQ',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "veKQhsRVUssEE2ZxXKPs0wQi",
}
}, {
"bidder": 'unruly',
"params": {
"siteId": '259334'
}
}, {
"bidder": "datablocks",
"params": {
"source_id": 2727819
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "f15508bbb9b7c36f3b65c54fbcfc018d"
// }
}]
}, {
"code": "topAd728x90",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]],
"pos" : 1
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972641",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "YAlbuiCkVF4fMV17MC8YtoZe",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
//}, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// "tagid": '58002',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard',
"dom_id": 'topAd728x90'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "215714",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "shemedia",
"params": {
"accountId": "10278",
"siteId": "210096",
"zoneId": "3339680",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337564
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178632",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'ajhXCgt2er6PueaKlId8sQ',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350345'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'smartadserver',
"params": {
"siteId": '561669',
"pageId": '1705788',
"formatId": '118118'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'unruly',
"params": {
"siteId": '259330'
}
}, {
"bidder": "datablocks",
"params": {
"source_id": 2727819
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "30f7da928a1e074a0b1c923734549d06"
// }
}]
/*
}, {
"code": "bottomAd728x90",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[728, 90], [970, 90]]
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "9972653",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "zTFbLFy9BFrtSLlOF2x3u1Xk",
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
//}, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// "tagid": '58003',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/MainPage-Leaderboard-Lower',
"dom_id": 'bottomAd728x90'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "218414",
"position": "btf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 337566
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "537178630",
}
}, {
"bidder": "33across",
"params": {
"siteId": 'bBGiskt2er6OoZaKkGJozW',
"productId": 'siab'
}
}, {
"bidder": 'pubmatic',
"params": {
"publisherId": '161641',
"adSlot": '4350346'
}
//}, {
// "bidder": "komoona",
// "params": {
// "hbid": "689e29180e0a4df1b94b4b746bf6874a",
// "placementId": "25a94ecb6a0d4d1dea2ab5f335438d98"
// }
}]
*/ }, {
"code": "native_ad1",
"bids": [{
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "13fc1914"
}
}, {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "28574740"
}
}],
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[2, 70]]
}
} }, {
"code": "native_ad2",
"bids": [{
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "1686c574"
}
}, {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "28574741"
}
}],
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[2, 70]]
}
} }];
pbjs.que.push(function() {
pbjs.aliasBidder('rubicon', 'shemedia', {gvlid: 337});
pbjs.addAdUnits(adUnits);
pbjs.bidderSettings = {
datablocks: {
storageAllowed: true
}
};
pbjs.bidderSettings = {
// adjust the bid in real time before the auction takes place
shemedia: {
bidCpmAdjustment : function(bidCpm){
return bidCpm * .45;
},
},
};
const customConfigObject = {
"buckets" : [{
"precision": 2, //default is 2 if omitted - means 2.1234 rounded to 2 decimal places = 2.12
"max" : 3,
"increment" : 0.01 // from $0 to $3, 1-cent increments
},
{
"max" : 8,
"increment" : 0.05 // from $3 to $8, round down to the previous 5-cent increment
},
{
"max" : 20,
"increment" : 0.50 // from $8 to $20, round down to the previous 50-cent increment
},
{
"max" : 42,
"increment" : 1.00 // from $20 to $42, round down to the previous 1-dollar increment
},
{
"max" : 50,
"increment" : 2.00 // from $42 to $50, round down to the previous 2-dollar increment
}]
};
// Prepare keys to send to ID5
let pdKeys = {
8: encodeURIComponent(document.location.href),
9: encodeURIComponent(document.location.hostname),
12: encodeURIComponent(window.navigator.userAgent)
}; // convert the key/values into a querystring format
let pdRaw = Object.keys(pdKeys).map(key => key + '=' + pdKeys[key]).join('&');
// base64 encode the raw string; this is the final value
let id5_pdstring = btoa(pdRaw);
farkDebug.log('MEG DEBUG: id5_pdstring is:' + id5_pdstring);
pbjs.setConfig({
enableSendAllBids: true,
bidderSequence: "random",
priceGranularity: customConfigObject,
publisherDomain: "fark.com",
bidderTimeout: PREBID_TIMEOUT,
useBidCache: true,
consentManagement: {
usp: {
cmpApi: 'iab'
// timeout: 3000 // US Privacy timeout - use the default (10_000)
}
},
userSync: {
filterSettings: {
all: {
bidders: '*',
filter: 'include'
}
},
userIds: [
{
name: "id5Id",
params: {
partner: 1354,
externalModuleUrl: 'https://cdn.id5-sync.com/api/1.0/id5PrebidModule.js',
pd: id5_pdstring
},
storage: {
type: "html5",
name: "id5id",
expires: 90,
refreshInSeconds: 7200 // refresh ID every 2 hours to ensure it's fresh
}
} ]
},
ortb2: {
site: {
cat: ['IAB12'],
sectioncat: ['IAB12'],
pagecat: ['IAB12'],
content: {
data: [{
ext: { segtax: 7 },
segment: [
{
"id": 'JLBCU7'
}, ]
}]
},
bcat: [163, 164, 165] // firearms, cryptomining, porn, etc
}
}
});
});
</script>
<!-- End Prebid.js setup --> <script>
var observer = new IntersectionObserver(handleIntersection, { rootMargin: fark.page.io_vp + '%' });
function handleIntersection(entries) {
entries.map((entry) => {
// let divId = entry.target.id;
// let content = divId+' - ';
// content += (entry.isIntersecting) ? 'Is Shown' : 'Not Shown';
// let currentDate = new Date();
// let time = currentDate.getHours() + ':' + currentDate.getMinutes() + ':' + currentDate.getSeconds();
// farkDebug.log('MEG DEBUG: '+time+' - '+content);
if (entry.isIntersecting) {
let divId = entry.target.id;
farkDebug.log('fetching ad for '+divId);
executeParallelAuctionAlongsidePrebidForSingleAdUnit(divId, fark.globals.adUnitsDict[divId].full_dfp_ad_unit_name, fark.globals.adUnitsDict[divId].defined_ad_slot, fark.globals.adUnitsDict[divId].ad_sizes);
observer.unobserve(entry.target);
}
});
}
// fark.page.headerbidTargeting = "";
fark.page.rcPageName = "homepage";
fark.page.isMobile = false;
fark.page.isDesktop = true;
$.ajaxSetup({ timeout: 15000 });
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner = new Image();
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinner.src = 'https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif';
fark.ajax.ajaxSpinnerRaw = '<\img alt="..." src="https://img.fark.net/images/2011/site/ajax-loader.gif" width="16" height="16">';
</script>
<!-- InMobi Choice. Consent Manager Tag v3.0 (for TCF 2.2) -->
<script async>
(function() {
var host = 'fark.com';
var element = document.createElement('script');
var firstScript = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
var url = 'https://cmp.inmobi.com'
.concat('/choice/', '90W110YesRJyT', '/', host, '/choice.js?tag_version=V3');
var uspTries = 0;
var uspTriesLimit = 3;
element.async = true;
element.type = 'text/javascript';
element.src = url;
firstScript.parentNode.insertBefore(element, firstScript);
function makeStub() {
var TCF_LOCATOR_NAME = '__tcfapiLocator';
var queue = [];
var win = window;
var cmpFrame;
function addFrame() {
var doc = win.document;
var otherCMP = !!(win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]);
if (!otherCMP) {
if (doc.body) {
var iframe = doc.createElement('iframe');
iframe.style.cssText = 'display:none';
iframe.name = TCF_LOCATOR_NAME;
doc.body.appendChild(iframe);
} else {
setTimeout(addFrame, 5);
}
}
return !otherCMP;
}
function tcfAPIHandler() {
var gdprApplies;
var args = arguments;
if (!args.length) {
return queue;
} else if (args[0] === 'setGdprApplies') {
if (
args.length > 3 &&
args[2] === 2 &&
typeof args[3] === 'boolean'
) {
gdprApplies = args[3];
if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
args[2]('set', true);
}
}
} else if (args[0] === 'ping') {
var retr = {
gdprApplies: gdprApplies,
cmpLoaded: false,
cmpStatus: 'stub'
};
if (typeof args[2] === 'function') {
args[2](retr);
}
} else {
if(args[0] === 'init' && typeof args[3] === 'object') {
args[3] = Object.assign(args[3], { tag_version: 'V3' });
}
queue.push(args);
}
}
function postMessageEventHandler(event) {
var msgIsString = typeof event.data === 'string';
var json = {};
try {
if (msgIsString) {
json = JSON.parse(event.data);
} else {
json = event.data;
}
} catch (ignore) {}
var payload = json.__tcfapiCall;
if (payload) {
window.__tcfapi(
payload.command,
payload.version,
function(retValue, success) {
var returnMsg = {
__tcfapiReturn: {
returnValue: retValue,
success: success,
callId: payload.callId
}
};
if (msgIsString) {
returnMsg = JSON.stringify(returnMsg);
}
if (event && event.source && event.source.postMessage) {
event.source.postMessage(returnMsg, '*');
}
},
payload.parameter
);
}
}
while (win) {
try {
if (win.frames[TCF_LOCATOR_NAME]) {
cmpFrame = win;
break;
}
} catch (ignore) {}
if (win === window.top) {
break;
}
win = win.parent;
}
if (!cmpFrame) {
addFrame();
win.__tcfapi = tcfAPIHandler;
win.addEventListener('message', postMessageEventHandler, false);
}
};
makeStub();
var uspStubFunction = function() {
var arg = arguments;
if (typeof window.__uspapi !== uspStubFunction) {
setTimeout(function() {
if (typeof window.__uspapi !== 'undefined') {
window.__uspapi.apply(window.__uspapi, arg);
}
}, 500);
}
};
var checkIfUspIsReady = function() {
uspTries++;
if (window.__uspapi === uspStubFunction && uspTries < uspTriesLimit) {
console.warn('USP is not accessible');
} else {
clearInterval(uspInterval);
}
};
if (typeof window.__uspapi === 'undefined') {
window.__uspapi = uspStubFunction;
var uspInterval = setInterval(checkIfUspIsReady, 6000);
}
})();
</script>
<!-- End InMobi Choice. Consent Manager Tag v3.0 (for TCF 2.2) --> <!-- CONFIANT CODE -->
<script async src="https://cdn.confiant-integrations.net/cEfft1aujoR3mcJAi8Jzh_8If_c/gpt_and_prebid/config.js"></script> <!-- END CONFIANT CODE --> <!-- CARBON STUB -->
<script>
!function(e,a){e.cca=e.cca||{tapPrebidQue:[],tapGAMQue:[]};var n=e.cca;e.pbjs=e.pbjs||{que:[]};var t=e.pbjs;t.que.push(function(){t.onEvent("bidWon",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapPrebidQue.push(JSON.stringify(e))})}),e.googletag=e.googletag||{cmd:[]};var u=e.googletag;u.cmd.push(function(){u.pubads().addEventListener("slotRenderEnded",function(e){n.tapReady||n.tapGAMQue.push(e)})})}(window);
</script>
<!-- END CARBON STUB --> <script> // dimension2
var pixelRatio = (window.devicePixelRatio >= 1.5) ? "high" : "normal";
// dimension4
var hlview_mode = fark.helpers.getCookie('hlview') ? fark.helpers.getCookie('hlview') : 'd';
// dimension5 </script>
<!-- Global site tag (gtag.js) - Google Analytics for GA4 -->
<script async src="https://www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=UA-225200-2"></script>
<script>
window.dataLayer = window.dataLayer || [];
function gtag(){dataLayer.push(arguments);}
gtag('js', new Date());
// add data collection for GA4
gtag('config', 'G-2CGLGL25G6', {
'ads_on_page': 'g',
'user_type': 'Lurker',
'pixel_ratio': pixelRatio,
'platform': 'd',
'gam_rand_key': fark.page.gamRandKey, });
</script>
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abimg(1);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'A', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
var dfp_ad_source = '';
dfp_ad_source = 'Fark DFP';
// ga('send', 'event', 'dfpsource', 'Display', 'Fark', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1}); abimg(2);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'B', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
//abimg(3); // ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'C', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
var house_ad_billboard = "<iframe src=\"https://www.fark.com/aptminus/size3/1?abp=1\" width=\"300\" height=\"250\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>";
var house_ad_leaderboard = "<iframe src=\"https://www.fark.com/aptminus/size1/1?abp=1\" width=\"728\" height=\"90\" style=\"overflow:hidden;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"></iframe>";
$(document).ready(function() {
if (!$('#header_ad').is(':visible')) {
// showPlea();
}
var tfarkToShow = '';
setTimeout(function() {
if(abTest()) {
abimg(4);
// ga('send', 'event', 'Ads', 'Display', 'D', 1, {'nonInteraction': 1});
};
}, 8000);
}); </script> <script async src="https://fundingchoicesmessages.google.com/i/pub-8861438340519172?ers=1" nonce="7wPWdbU4_WBUJFuGMSTZCA"></script><script nonce="7wPWdbU4_WBUJFuGMSTZCA">(function() {function signalGooglefcPresent() {if (!window.frames['googlefcPresent']) {if (document.body) {const iframe = document.createElement('iframe'); iframe.style = 'width: 0; height: 0; border: none; z-index: -1000; left: -1000px; top: -1000px;'; iframe.style.display = 'none'; iframe.name = 'googlefcPresent'; document.body.appendChild(iframe);} else {setTimeout(signalGooglefcPresent, 0);}}}signalGooglefcPresent();})();</script> <meta name="robots" content="max-image-preview:large"><link rel="alternate" href="https://www.fark.com/fark.rss" type="application/rss+xml" title="FARK.com Fark RSS Feed"> <style> .headlineRow:hover, .headlineRow:hover:nth-child(odd) { background-color: #eeeeff; } </style> <script src="https://www.youtube.com/iframe_api"></script>
<!-- CARBON RULES -->
<script>
window.cca = window.cca || {};
window.cca.adiq = window.cca.adiq || {};
window.cca.adiq.que = window.cca.adiq.que || [];
window.cca.adiq.que.push(function(){
//syntactic sugar
var Check = window.cca.adiq.Check;
var addAttribute = window.cca.adiq.addAttribute;
var activateRule= window.cca.adiq.activateRule;
var pageload = window.cca.adiq.makeRule;
var revenueevent = window.cca.adiq.makeRevenueRule;
var timesinceload = window.cca.adiq.makeTimedRule;
var adiqfunc1 = function(){
if(document.querySelector('intelli-1')){
console.log('intelli-1 already exists - do nothing');
// ad already exists; do nothing
} else {
console.log('loading intelli-1 ad');
googletag.cmd.push(function(){
// set up intellidisplay slot
var node = document.querySelector('.rightColContent #intelli-1');
// node.style.marginTop="10px";
var parent = node.parentElement;
parent.style.display="block";
window.fark.globals.intellidisplayAdSlot = googletag.defineSlot(
'/1055466/Intellidisplay',
[ [300, 250], [300, 600], ],
'intelli-1'
).addService(googletag.pubads());
// Register the div
googletag.display('intelli-1');
});
googletag.cmd.push(function(){
pbjs.que.push( function() {
pbjs.addAdUnits({
"code": "intelli-1",
"mediaTypes": {
"banner": {
"sizes": [[300, 250], [300, 600]],
"pos" : 1
}
},
"bids": [ {
"bidder": "appnexus",
"params": {
"placementId": "18576580",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sharethrough",
"params": {
"pkey": "8yQoP3RZDpiCV8IItjnALpUl",
}
// }, {
// "bidder": "brightcom",
// "params": {
// "publisherId": '8437',
// }
// }, {
// "bidder": "emx_digital",
// "params": {
// "tagid": '95671',
// }
}, {
"bidder": "sonobi",
"params": {
"ad_unit": '/1055466/Intellidisplay',
"dom_id": 'intelli-1'
}
}, {
"bidder": "rubicon",
"params": {
"accountId": "9659",
"siteId": "17567",
"zoneId": "1590324",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "shemedia",
"params": {
"accountId": "10278",
"siteId": "210096",
"zoneId": "3421078",
"position": "atf",
}
}, {
"bidder": "sovrn",
"params": {
"tagid": 687826
}
}, {
"bidder": "openx",
"params": {
"delDomain": "fark-d.openx.net",
"unit": "540976197",
}
}, {
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source: <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622116 " data-farkdomain="arstechnica.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622116">arstechnica.com</a> | share: <a href="javascript:void(0);" id="copylink_13622116_7873" onclick="copyLinkToClipboard('copylink_13622116_7873', 'https://fark.com/13622116 --Fark headline: You yodel worse than a monkey')" onmouseout="showCopyLink('copylink_13622116_7873')">Copy Link</a> </div> </td>
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<a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/13622116/You-yodel-worse-than-a-monkey" target="_top" class="icon_comment"> <span class="icon_comment_count">4</span> </a> </div> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td> </tr><tr class="headlineRow id13622254" data-headline-count="2">
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source: <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13617030 " data-farkdomain="contemporist.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13617030">contemporist.com</a> | share: <a href="javascript:void(0);" id="copylink_13617030_1141" onclick="copyLinkToClipboard('copylink_13617030_1141', 'https://fark.com/13617030 --Fark headline: Photoshop this multilevel entryway')" onmouseout="showCopyLink('copylink_13617030_1141')">Copy Link</a> </div> </td>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622140 " data-farkdomain="kyivpost.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622140/www.kyivpost.com/post/50167%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dlink%26ICID">Day 1,136 of WW3. UK, France document Russian cease-fire violations, but can't be heard over Cheetolini screaming "Lalalala, can't hear you". Belgorod city installs "anti-drone" nets over apartment buildings. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread</a> </span>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/florida" title="Florida"><span class="ttag topic35"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622190 " data-farkdomain="katu.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622190/katu.com/news/offbeat/big-bears-baby-eagles-now-have-names-thanks-to-help-from-california-schoolchil"><img src="https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/katu.png" width="77" height="27" srcset="https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/katu.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/katu-2x.png 2x" class="retina" alt="(KATU)" title="KATU"></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/cool" title="Cool"><span class="ttag topic18"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622190 " data-farkdomain="katu.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622190/katu.com/news/offbeat/big-bears-baby-eagles-now-have-names-thanks-to-help-from-california-schoolchil">Big Bear bald eagle chicks now have names. Welcome Sunny and Gizmo. Live cam link in comments</a> </span>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/obvious" title="Obvious"><span class="ttag topic15"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622082 " data-farkdomain="msn.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622082/www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rfk-jr-says-whoops-we-fired-the-wrong-people-at-hhs/ar-AA1CfOTm"><img src="https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn.png" width="77" height="27" srcset="https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2014/links/msn-2x.png 2x" class="retina" alt="(MSN)" title="MSN"></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/dumbass" title="Dumbass"><span class="ttag topic34"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622082 " data-farkdomain="msn.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622082/www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rfk-jr-says-whoops-we-fired-the-wrong-people-at-hhs/ar-AA1CfOTm">That's whoopsi not whooping cough as RFKjr admits they fired the wrong guys</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622092 " data-farkdomain="twz.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622092/www.twz.com/air/is-the-u-s-about-to-go-to-war-with-iran%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite">(Warzone)</a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/murica" title="Murica"><span class="ttag topic52"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13622092 " data-farkdomain="twz.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13622092/www.twz.com/air/is-the-u-s-about-to-go-to-war-with-iran%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite">Well, to make a long story short, the answer isn't just "No"</a> </span>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/dumbass" title="Dumbass"><span class="ttag topic34"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621910 " data-farkdomain="fox9.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621910/www.fox9.com/news/youtube-attorney-nick-rekieta-pleads-guilty-drug-case%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_me">YouTube lawyer pleads guilty in drug case. Thankfully, not the one you immediately thought of when you heard the phrase "YouTube lawyer"</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621914 " data-farkdomain="14news.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621914/www.14news.com/2025/04/03/crucifix-monument-toppled-by-storms-st-joe-catholic-cemetery/%3Futm_source"><img src="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/14newsevansville.png" width="77" height="27" srcset="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/14newsevansville.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/14newsevansville-2x.png 2x" class="retina" alt="(14 News Evansville)" title="14 News Evansville"></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621914 " data-farkdomain="14news.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621914/www.14news.com/2025/04/03/crucifix-monument-toppled-by-storms-st-joe-catholic-cemetery/%3Futm_source">Subby isn't really all that superstitious, but even he thinks a storm knocking a concrete crucifix upside-down in a cemetery for clergymen can't be a good sign</a> </span>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/asinine" title="Asinine"><span class="ttag topic13"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13620748 " data-farkdomain="apnews.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13620748/apnews.com/article/malaysia-putra-heights-selangor-fire-9e11b47ba0bb2b87cf9271a4de43d4f5%3Futm_sourc"><img src="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/apnews.png" width="77" height="27" srcset="https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/apnews.png 1x, https://img.fark.net/images/2013/links/apnews-2x.png 2x" class="retina" alt="(AP News)" title="AP News"></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/13620748/Expecto-patronum-kuala-lumpuria" target="_top" class="icon_comment"> <span class="icon_comment_count">20</span> </a> </div> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td> </tr><tr class="headlineRow id13621774" data-headline-count="16">
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621672 " data-farkdomain="dailystar.co.uk" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621672/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/shape-shifting-aliens-massacred-soldiers-34990783%3Futm_source">CIA is not saying that shape-shifting aliens massacred dozens of Soviet Union soldiers around 35 years ago with an explosive energy burst, but that's what the CIA report is saying (possible nsfw content on page)</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621746 " data-farkdomain="en.wikipedia.org" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621746/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Butte_Creek%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm_content%3Dlin">Today's featured article on Wikipedia is about Big Butte Creek. I like this link, and I cannot lie</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineSourceImage"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621700 " data-farkdomain="news.vt.edu" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621700/news.vt.edu/articles/2025/04/vetmed-cat-lilies.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm">(news.vt.edu)</a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
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<a target="_top" href="https://www.fark.com/topic/psa" title="PSA"><span class="ttag topic14"> </span></a> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td>
<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621700 " data-farkdomain="news.vt.edu" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621700/news.vt.edu/articles/2025/04/vetmed-cat-lilies.html%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium%3Dwebsite%26utm">Flowers are a beautiful way to bring a pop of color to your home or garden, but if you have cats, you should know that lilies are extremely dangerous and could be fatally toxic for them</a> </span>
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<a href="https://www.fark.com/comments/13621700/Flowers-are-a-beautiful-way-to-bring-a-pop-of-color-to-your-home-garden-but-if-you-have-cats-you-should-know-that-lilies-are-extremely-dangerous-could-be-fatally-toxic-for-them" target="_top" class="icon_comment"> <span class="icon_comment_count">47</span> </a> </div> <div class="hlSpacer"> </div> </td> </tr><tr class="headlineRow id13620818" data-headline-count="22">
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13620818 " data-farkdomain="wfsb.com" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13620818/www.wfsb.com/2025/04/02/swingers-club-ordered-close-doors-plymouth/%3Futm_source%3Dfark%26utm_medium">Town tries force swinger's club to close because it's an adult business. Club says people are just hanging out, just like that guy on the wall at the Baptist church they share a parking lot with</a> </span>
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<td class="headlineText"> <span class="headline"> <a rel="nofollow" class="outbound_link id13621252 " data-farkdomain="koreatimes.co.kr" target="_blank" href="https://www.fark.com/goto/13621252/www.koreatimes.co.kr/southkorea/globalcommunity/20250403/exclusive-fewer-than-50-foreigners-applied-">Worst Korea's brilliant plan to increase population and encourage marriage and childbearing starts with project to attract foreign residents willing to nanny at sub-minimum wage for Seoul families. It's not working due to "a lack of enthusiasm"</a> </span>
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